This episode opens with Malik at home with a bunch of strippers dancing around/sleep/ laying out as a plate for his sushi. Tasha Mack comes in harping because he missed a lunch with her and Derwin about a Ford campaign.. They were both there because they have assistants and Tasha feels that Malik needs one as well. Malik begs to differ and believes that he has an assistant, some girl he’s eating sushi off of. Tasha says that she will find him an assistant but he feels that he’s a grown ass man and can do it on his own. After interviewing a few “candidates” he picks one based on her looks and the fact that she’s bisexual.
Later that day… Malik and Javon are bowling, his assistant comes in to bring him some movies which were the wrong ones, Tasha then comes in and says that she has been trying to call him all day but the girl aka i’gnant heffa keeps transferring her to his answering service. The problem is that he doesn’t have an answering service. She says that she is calling T.T. to train her but Malik says that T.T. is dead to him even though they have been best friends since they were 2. All he knows is that T.T. took the money that he gave him for his business and never looked back. Javon interjects and sticks up for T.T. saying that he was just looking out for his own well being. Tasha decides to call T.T. anyway.
At the Davis House… Melanie is having a meeting with the Sunbeams. She tells them about the charity event that she will be hosting the next saturday. She will be the speaker to some at risk girls about her rise to success in the medical field. *is she serious? She didn’t even complete her residency! Child please…* Melanie is being really stuck up and snooty towards the other girls.
At Malik’s estate… T.T. is showing the new assistant the filing system that he uses for the movies. Since alphabetically gave Malik a nose bleed he uses the same system that NASA uses on dyslexic chimps. (Sad movies in blue, Angry movies in red, so if they make you happy they are in yellow) as he is going through the demonstration Malik comes in making wise cracks about T.T. smelling like Chicken. T.T. ignores the comments and continues to teach the new assistant the filing system. After the continued insults T.T. tells him that he needs to quit it and that he thought that by him coming to help the new assistant that it might spark some sort of apology out of Malik. Malik laughs it off and says that T.T. needs to apologize to him instead. T.T. decides to apologize. He apologizes for being such a loyal friend, for allowing him to screw him over time and time again since they were kids, and he’s sorry fof Malik having sex with his girlfriend in a hot tub. Malik’s dumbass then tells T.T. to come on over and give him a hug as if all is forgiven. I guess he didn’t catch the sarcasm. T.T. then reaches in his pocket and pulls out a roll of money and throw it at Malik. It’s all the money he loaned him for the wing truck plus interest. T.T. is done dealing with Malik. Malik is still being an asshole and says, that he’ll use it for toilet paper as he tosses the money to his assistant to put in the bathroom so that he can wipe his ass with it later. T.T. tells Malik that he is a real life pig as he turns and walks toward the door. *Was that the last we’ll see of T.T.? I hope not*
Back to Melanie… Melanie is sitting on the couch looking at pictures of First Lady Michelle Obama and Justice Sonia Sotamayer on her Ipad as Derwin walks in. She is working on her speech and begins to give Derwin a taste of it then she goes off on a tangent about how Jaz wanted to speak to the girls about the success she found after being in a rap video. Melanie is really showing her true uppity colors right now. She goes on about how she can’t be a role model for anyone because she was in a music video. When she asks Derwin if Jas is all that he kinda messes himself up by saying that if you’re into the whole exotic big butt big boobs type then yeah but clearly he isn’t because he’s with Melanie. *lmao now that made me laugh!* Melanie then reminds him that he did sleep with her. he weasles his way out of the situation but telling her to keep going with her presentation.
The Saturday of the event… Tasha and Melanie return to find Jaz setting up the food since Melanie put her on refreshment instead of letting her speak to the girls. She then has a fit/mini tantrum because of the food selection. Jaz has some ranch sunflower seeds, Now and Laters, Grape drink, and pickles. Tasha’s Ghetto ass has no problem with the selection as she reaches for a pickle. Melanie tells her to have the chef bring out a plate of salad dressing and to grab some sparkling water from above the fridge. * Melanie is being a snobby little ass if you ask me.* As jaz is reaching for the sparkling water on top of the fridge Derwin walks into the kitchen. She asks him to hold the step ladder steady so that she doesn’t fall, he nervously agrees. As he’s holding the step ladder her butt is right in his face, Melanie walks in and sees this and when Derwin notices her he almost make Jaz fall as he tries to escape!
At Malik’s pool… Malik and Javon are enjoying the company of some ladies, well Javon is. Malik is still upset about what happened with T.T. As he gets up to go inside he realizes that he watch is missing and frisks Javon and his little son *yes his little son is at the pool with them and a bunch of half naked women.* His assistant comes back and didn’t or couldn’t do half of the things that he asked her to do. He then says that he’s not sure whether it’s the new house or the new contract but he feels like he can’t trust anyone anymore and that he’s surrounded by takers. She then produces the watch that he was missing and says that she found it in the elevator. he kicks her out as well.
At the charity event… Melanie is going through her slide show/presentation for the girls. She opens the floor up for questions from the girls. They begin to ask how much some of the things that she has costs and she says that she’s not sure but if they work hard they can one day afford stuff like that of their own. One young lady comes back at her and says that she didn’t work hard she just married a football player. Jaz is setting up the food for the girls when one of them recognizes her from a Neyo video that she did. She tells them that she was just acting and Melanie laughs it off saying that she would hardly call what she was doing acting. *Jaz is in the background looking like she could knock Melanie out!* The girls begin asking Jaz more questions instead of Melanie and it is clear that she is not happy about it. Melanie asks them if they want to know anything else about being a doctor but all they want to know is how is she a real doctor if she doesn’t even practice? Before she can answer one of the girls discovers the Ranch sunflower seeds and they all leave Melanie and gravitate towards the food. After the event the girls are lined up to get an autograph from Jaz and Melanie is pissed. She calls Jaz over to the side and asks her what the hell she’s doing. She tells her that she is leading the girls down the wrong path and how she has the girls thinking it is okay to sleep with everyone and shake their ass in music videos. Jaz asks if this is about Derwin which Melanie denies and says that she is making these girls think that objectifying themselves is the right path to go on. Jaz is quick witted as she compares the two paths. Melanie married a ball player, she married a ball player, she’s a sunbeam and Melanie is a sunbeam, only she’s sitting at the autograph table unlike Melanie. Jaz then calls her a fake insecure doctor that loves breaking down other women to build herself up. *Wow, Melanie needs to pick up her face!!* Tasha then comes behind Jaz and reads Melanie as well about how she treated Jaz and how her past is just, if not more, shady as Jaz’s.
At Malik’s house… Malik is in his strip club room getting drunk as one of the strippers dances on the stage for him. After taking another swig from his bottle he calls T.T. and tries to leave a message for him about him not refilling his prescriptions and how he should be thanking him for sleeping with his girlfriend but fails to do it correctly. When he tries again he gets a busy signal so he grabs his coat and keys and heads out to find T.T. *this cannot end well*
After the charity event… Melanie is having a debriefing after the event with the other sunbeams. she thinks that the event was a success. As they plan for the next event, spicing up their relationships, she asks for volunteers. When no one does she asks Jaz to show them some of her video moves as a way to kind of smooth things over with her.
In the car… Malik is driving and listening to some slow music when he gets pulled over by a cop. Malik hops out of the car and begins walking toward the cop who draws his gun when he sees this. He tells the officer that he is just looking for T.T.’s wing truck and to calm his ass down. The cop tells him that the truck is down by the fireworks show and tells him to get back in the car. He recognizes that Malik is drunk and has his do a breathalyser test. Malik says that he is Malik El Debarge Wright and he’s not doing a breathalyser test. he begins to walk away because he doesn’t know what a breathalyser is and thinks its some kind of kinky sex thing. As the officer follows and grabs him he pushes the officer back so the office uses his taser gun on him dropping him to the ground and arresting him. The episode ends with pictures of Malik’s mugshot.





