Why is everybody ganging up on this lil 13 year old tone deaf girl? I mean she had a dream to be a famous singer, her parents brought her to this place to make her a star. Nobody says anything about Rihanna’s tone deaf behind! What about them chicks from back in the day Total? Yeah they were horrible.

This girl is only 13 years old and the world thinks that the one thing that she wants to do is the worst song in history? Wow. Remember when you were 13? remember how something small and insignificant could cause you to feel like you were having a nervous breakdown?  Remember the whole no hate and stop bullying campaign that these same sites and people that are picking on her participated in? Now God forbid but what if this girl commits suicide because of this? I mean this thing has been on every news outlet and all over the internet as a joke.

While I do think the song is bad it is far from the worst song ever or even half as bad as people are making it out to be. The dame girl is 13! What did you expect her to be singing about the conflict in Lybia? C’mon son! Y’all are really bugging out.  This just shows how people will tear anybody down in order to get a couple more hits on their site or a little more airtime on radio or TV.

Y’all some hypocritical mother fuckers. You can’t say don’t bully people when this is the ultimate case of bullying! I can’t believe grown ass people are talking about a damn 13 year old. Same thing when Justin Beiber and any other young kid comes out. They are not making music for 30 year olds! it’s for kids their own age so why are you commenting on it anyway?

Sorry but this thing has me upset because even though I don’t think she has talent she doesn’t deserve to be treated the way she’s being treated.

One of the greatest acappella groups of all time (Boyz II Men) ushering in one of the newest and one day greatest accapella groups (Committed). These guys are so talented! the majority of the acts were great but these guys deserved to win they were the best!I have posted all of their performances below:

Motown Philly - Boyz II Men featuring Committed 

 

This love – maroon 5

 

Too late to Apologize – One Republic

 

Every Breath you Take  – The Police

 

Let’s Stay Together – Al Green

 

Usher medley

Okay, so I’m only going to address this once, I’m probably lying and will talk about it again at some point but anyway. All you adults or should I say people over the age of say 18 need to stop with all the hate on Willow Smith and Justin Beiber. I mean honestly these kids! If you don’t like it then so what! It wasn’t meant for you in the first place. You have got to be some kind of low life person to hate on a 9 year old girl making music for other 9 year old girls. Like for real, that’s what it’s come to?

I admit, I am a little sick of hearing them both but I’m also sick of hearing waka flocka as well. It’s not that I don’t like Willow and Justin but to hear ten constantly everyday can be a bit much. I actually like the songs but on repeat all day everyday would drive me crazy. There is a difference between hating on the repetition and hating on the artist.

It just amazes and angers me to see grown people on twitter, Facebook, tumblr, and all these other forms of social networking hating on some kids that are making music for other kids. Key phrase is kids making music for OTHER KIDS! If you’re over say 16 and you like them then fine but if you’re over 16 and hating then there is something definitely wrong with you. I mean they make music for their age group. You may be too old to whip your hair and not get dizzy, I know I am trust me I tried, but that doesn’t give you the right to hate.

Children should respect their elders but the elders must respect the children as well. It is a two way street.

I’m just sayin’
Sincere

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This episode starts off with Finn talking about how he was hungry a week earlier and since his mom wasn’t home he decided to make a Grilled cheese sandwich on the George Foreman Grill.  When he opened the grill he noticed that the burn marks on the bread resembled Jesus. Since he was still hungry he cut the sandwich in half preserving the Jesus imaged side while eating the other piece. Even though he’s not really religious, he decided to throw caution to the wind and pray to the Grilled Cheesus.  He prayed for the team to win their first football game and in return he will make sure that the Glee club honors Him. Guess what? Yep, he uses Artie as a battering ram and they win the game.

At Kurt’s house… Kurt brings his dad some breakfast at the shop. It’s all healthy as opposed to his usual breakfast of champions, a coke and 2 slim jims. Kurt then lectures him about being healthy. His dad then  reminds him of Friday night dinner is going to change because Finn’s mom has to work the night shift. Kurt makes up another excuse as to why he can’t attend.  His dad then lectures him about the tradition of the Friday night dinners and how traditions are sacred. Kurt still doesn’t want to come because of his prior plans. His dad then tells him that he’s disappointed in him.

In the choir room… As the bell rings Finn decides that he has something to say. He gets up in front of the group and begins to tell them about his newfound love for Jesus.  He wants the group to pay tribute to Jesus this week. Kurt is against it because he feels that they don’t think highly of gays or women. Mercedes and Quinn think it’s a great idea.  Finn looks and thinks that Puck has a problem with Jesus but he doesn’t. Puck’s issue is with people that use “J-Money” to cramp everyone else’s style. He goes on to make a great point that true spirituality is about enjoying the life that you have been given but ruins it when he says he sees Jesus every time he makes out with a new chick. When Rachel calls his last idea stupid, he then decides to show her that it is not stupid by singing “Only The Good Die Young” by Billy Joel. This continues his streak of only singing songs by Jewish artists. To appease everyone Will decides that the selections don’t have to be about Jesus but spirituality.

At Mr. Hummel’s shop… Kurt’s dad is talking with a customer when he begins to have some chest pains and collapses on the floor. Emma is alerted at the school and she runs to tell Will. They find Kurt in his French class and inform him of what is going on.

At the Hospital… Kurt, Will and Emma are nervously waiting in the lobby when the doctor comes in to deliver the news. His father had a heart attack and is in a coma.  They go in to see him laid out. Will and Emma give Kurt a moment alone with his father. Kurt then holds his father’s hand and tells him to squeeze his hand if he can hear him while fighting back his tears.

Later that night… Finn is once again praying to the Grilled Cheesus. This time he asks that He do him a favor since he’s dedicating a week of his musical life to him, and let him touch Rachel’s boobs.

The next day in class… As they all file into the choir room they each give Kurt well wishes and condolences. Brittany even gives him a book report that she did on heart attacks so that he can give it to the doctor. It was knocked down a letter grade because she wrote it entirely in crayon.  Finn comes storming in wondering what happened and why he was the last to know about Kurt’s dad. Finn is upset because that is the closest to a dad that he feels he will ever have and that he thought that they were sort of a family. he was more upset because he found out from overhearing it in gym class.  Will comes in to start class and is interrupted by Mercedes. She goes on about how she has been struggling with what to say to Kurt about his situation all day.  she just couldn’t seem to find the right words to say so she looks to music. With the help of Tina and Quinn she performs “I Look To You“  by Whitney Houston. After he beautiful performance he thanks her and then tells her that he doesn’t believe in God. They are all shocked. He thinks that God is like Santa Claus for adults and kind of a jerk. He thinks this because he feels that God made him gay and then has his followers mock and pick on him everyday.  He then tells them that he appreciates his thoughts but does not want his prayers.

In Principal Figgins’ Office… Sue ratted Will out for the Jesus week tribute and wants him to stop. Principal Figgins thinks that children should be able to profess whatever religion they choose. According to Sue this is only allowed at the BET awards but not school.

Later that night… Finn and Rachel are talking in his room. Apparently his newfound love for Jesus has affected her. When she turns 25 and has won a bunch of Tony’s and is ready to have intercourse so that she can have babies that they will be raised Jewish. He agrees.  They begin kissing and as they lay down on the bed, she allows him to touch her boob. The second prayer has been answered.

In Sue’s office… She is trying to get the scoop out of  Brittany and Juggs the clown (Santana) about what’s going on in the Glee club. They tell her about how Kurt is bummed about what happened. Brittany made him a card that says ” heart attacks are just  from loving too much”. She finds out from them that Kurt is not into God.  Next thing Kurt is in her office and she is asking him about how his father is doing.  She wants him to file a complaint against Will for trying to inject Jesus and religion into his curriculum. Since she can’t go to the school board to complain without a student she asks him to come with her.

The next day… Emma barges into Sue’s office while she is on the phone with Secretary of State Hilary Clinton. She goes off on Sue about how she is using Kurt during his situation with his dad to get back at Will. She asks her to tell her what horrible thing happened in her life to make her such a tyrant. So Sue begins to tell her that when she was a little girl she looked up to her big sister. As she got older she noticed that people always picked on her or laughed at her. She preyed every night that she would get better but nothing changed. She continued to pray but after a while she thought that no one was listening. She believes that the praying and  all is just a fantasy and to ask someone to believe in it is cruel. She thinks that it is arrogant to have someone believe in God and if they don’t then they are going to Hell. Then after that she kicks Emma out of her office.

In the choir room… Tina is complaining that the last week they were too sexy and now too religious, they can’t win. Brittany says that now she knows what Miley (as in Cyrus) feels like. They are all upset because they can’t sing the songs that they chose and blame Kurt because he sided with Sue and went to the board.

In the locker room… Finn is once again praying to Grilled Cheesus.  This time he wants to be starting quarterback again so that he can be most popular that way he can spread the word of Jesus to a larger audience.  As he’s praying Puck comes in. He asks him not to tell anyone. Puck then tells him that he went to temple and prayed for Kurt’s dad then asks him what he prays for.

Later that night… Rachel and Finn are at the park because she doesn’t want anything to come between her and God. She then lights a candle and sings “Papa Can You Hear Me?” as sung by Barbara Streisand in Yentl. She is suddenly transported from the park to the hospital room as she now serenades Kurt’s father.  The other members are by his bedside while Kurt looks on from outside of the room. Kurt then comes into the room to stop them from praying for his dad. He has invited a Sikh to come in to perform acupuncture in hopes of stimulating his dad’s brain.

At the football game… During the huddle Finn gives some advice to Sam on a play and they decide to go with it. Coach Bestie automatically realizes that they changed the play. Sam ends up getting hurt because Finn said that the cornerback had been cheating or sliding right but during the play he somehow ended up on the left side of the field.. The cornerback tackles Sam and dislocates his shoulder making Finn the starting Quarterback once again. Third prayer answered.

In the choir room… The guys are congratulating Finn on winning his starting job as well as his second win.  Kurt comes in to share some news. he thanks everyone for their kind emails but his dad’s condition remains the same. He feels he needs to express himself so he has prepared a song to perform. He then goes on to tearfully and emotionally sing “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles.

In the hall… Mercedes comes to Kurt to tell him that she feels that he is closing his friends off. She then invites him to church service with her because they are going to dedicate the service to his dad. At first he declines but then reconsiders.

In the counselor’s office. Finn is confessing to Miss Pillsbury that he is the reason that Sam got hurt. He goes on to tell her about how he prayed to the Grilled Cheesus for three things and they all came true. She looks totally shocked as he tells her about Grilled Cheesus and the special powers. She then justifies why the three things happened. One, they won because they have an actual coach this year. Two, Rachel was emotionally open because of all the emotional talk that they were doing and let him touch her. Three, Sam got hurt because the linebacker that hit him is on steroids and got expelled because they found out that he was 23 years old.  She then tells him that the Grilled Cheesus has no special powers and that god doesn’t speak through it. He is crushed. As he walks back to class he sings “Losing My Religion” by REM. He ends the song back in the choir room.  All the others are shocked because he is allowed to sing a song about losing his religion at school but they can’t sing about having religion while at school.  Finn then goes on to explain that earlier he thought that God was looking over him but now he’s not sure.

At Mercedes’ Church… Kurt and Mercedes walk in and she escorts him to his seat before joining the choir on the stage.  She then announces to the church that Kurt’s dad is not doing well and that she would like to pray for Kurt and his dad. They dedicate “Bridge Over Troubled Water” by Aretha Franklin. This touching selection moves the congregation as well as Kurt.

At the Nursing Home… Sue is playing checkers with her big sister and asks if she believes in God. When she says that she doesn’t her sister tells her that God never makes mistakes and that she will pray for Sue.

At the hospital… Kurt is talking to his father about a flashback that he had while in church with Mercedes. He apologizes for not letting the group pray for him and that even though he doesn’t believe in God he believes in his dad and what they have. it’s sacred to him. as he begins to cry he grabs his father’s hand. His father squeezes it back and comes out of his coma. The final selection for the night is “One of Us“ by Joan Osborne.  The group performs this in the auditorium as Sue looks on from the back. Will tells her the the Kids really wanted to do the song and asks if she plans to report him.  She says no, ending this week’s episode on a good note.

So this episode begins with New Directions in the choir room and Will beginning a new lesson on music. This time he wants to do easy listening which is not well received by the group. Adult contemporary is not their thing. Kurt then tells him that there is a facebook group with all of 5 members that wants them to perform a song by Britney Spears at the fall assembly. Will is not cool with this because he does not think that she is a good role model.  The others try to explain to him why they like her. Brittany doesn’t want to do Britney Spears because her name is also Brittany Spears. You see her middle name is Susan and her last name is Pierce, Brittany S. Pierce or Brittany Spierce. She then goes on to say how she has lived her whole life in Britney’s shadow and that she will never be that talented or famous. She sees the Glee club as a place where she can escape the torment.

After class… Will goes to talk to Emma about Brittney Spears and she agrees with the kids that Brittney is a good role model. She then goes on to say how Will is uptight and her new boyfriend Carl is helping her loosen up. The other day while grocery shopping he told her to buy both the Red and Green Grapes and then later they mixed them both together and ate them all at once.  As she is going on about the story Carl (John Stamos) comes in unexpectedly. He has come to take Emma to lunch. He greets Will and before they can get into a conversation his phone buzzes with a message that he has to perform a root canal on some kid. As a sign of Will loosening up he invites Carl to come speak to the glee club.

In the Hall… Finn is at his locker when two guys from the football team come up and snatch his Letterman Jacket away from him. They then rip it in half infuriating Finn to the point where he swings on one of them. As they begin posturing before they fight Artie comes up to apologize about getting him kicked off the team. They decide not to fight Finn because Artie is in the way and they can’t fight a crippled kid because of their “moral code”. Coach Beistly looks on from a distance.

At Glee practice… Carl is giving a demonstration on brushing properly and has them all chew a capsule that will turn any of the plaque that they may have missed blue. Everyone’s teeth remain white except for Rachel, Artie and Brittany. Rachel is totally embarrassed by this and hides her mouth, Artie says that he can’t see the mirror so he didn’t know and poor Brittany doesn’t brush at all and rinses her mouth out with soda after she eats because she was “pretty sure that Dr. Pepper was a dentist”. Carl sets her up with some deep cleaning.

At the dentist… Brittany tells Carl that the room looks like the one on that spaceship where she got probed. Carl goes on to tell her that she has the worst set of teeth that he has ever seen. She has cavities on every single tooth in her mouth.  He puts her under some general anesthesia, turns on some Pandora internet radio and begins to clean. The station begins to play “Slave” and Brittany begins to drift off and dream that she is really Britney Spears while acting out the video.  This is by far the best performance of the night! She can really sing and dance! I mean she killed this performance.

In the hall… Finn and Rachel are walking down the hall. Finn is still a little down because he is no longer on the football team and Rachel seems happy because now she is the only thing that matters and makes him feel good in his life. And she admits this to him. Santana walks by and says that she dresses like one of the bait girls from ‘To catch a predator’ with Brittany chiming in that she is more talented than Rachel. Finn begins to laugh but Rachel wanted him to defend her. He walks off and says that Santana is right and he’s just trying to be honest. Which is what she said to him a few seconds earlier when she admitted to not caring that he wasn’t’ on the football team anymore.

The next day.., Brittany is back at the dentist to get the rest of the 68 cavities in her mouth taken care of and this time she brings Santana. Even though Santana’s teeth are perfect she wants to go under anesthesia like Brittany did. Carl objects at first but then agrees and only  does a deep whitening for her. while under the anesthesia they both have Britney Spears fantasies. This time they perform “Me Against The Music“. At the end of the fantasy Britney Spears appears and tells the Glee Brittany that she is really sweet.

At Glee rehearsal… Will is still going on about Christopher Cross when Brittany interrupts him to say that from now on she demands to have every solo in glee club. Everyone is shocked! She tells of her Britney fantasy and that how she is more talented then everyone. “It’s Brittany… Bitch”. After Will again declines Kurt goes on a tantrum about how Will is not letting them do something that they really want to do. Will again, tells him to stop but Kurt continues and then ends his tirade by yelling that he needs to learn to  loosen up! Will calmly and shockingly tells him to meet him at the principal’s office.

At the dentist… Carl is giving Will an exam and they decide to have a talk about what’s going on. Carl tells him to back off and asks him how it would feel if he did the same thing to him. He agrees to back off. Carl tells he that he needs to loosen up and gives him a piece of candy. he then tells him that he was once just as uptight until one day he decided to let loose and it changed his life.  As Will is leaving he sees Rachel in the waiting room. She is reading the Unauthorized biography of Britney Spears and drinking herbal tea in preparation of her appointment.  When she is put under the anesthetic her Britney fantasy is of her singing “ Hit Me Baby One More Time“.

The next day…  Rachel comes down the hall. She is dressed as Britney Spears was in the “One More Time” video and is getting all kinds of attention from other guys. Finn doesn’t like it because he feels that it isn’t fair that gets all of this attention yet  she made him feel bad for wanting to play football.

Outside in the parking lot… Will is showing Emma his new car that he bought as a way to show that he is a free man! Only thing is, it’s the same car that Carl has. As he takes her for a spin, Terri shows up in the path! She tells him that he can’t buy anymore big ticket items because when he comes to his senses and they get back together he doesn’t want him to have blown all of their savings.

In Glee rehearsal… Santana gives Rachel a compliment on her new ‘style’ and she explains that Britney Spear’s music helped to feel more confident. As she is droning on about it Sue comes to have a word with Will.

In the Teacher’s lounge… Sue explains that she heard that they are doing a Britney Spears number.  She doesn’t like it and she wants him to stop them. Once he sees how much Sue doesn’t like this he puts a little smirk on his face.

In the hall… Britney Spears make a quick appearance as a Cheerio talking to Brittany and Tina and Artie rolls up. She tells Tina that she is a fool for breaking up with him. Tina agrees and begins to apologize. She’s sorry but he’s stronger. This leads to Artie performing “Stronger“, on the football field in a uniform with Finn and Puck, while he’s still in the wheelchair. they inter-cut between shots of him performing on the field and working out in the weight room. Apparently during this time he was under the anesthesia as well because after the song he awakes in the doctor’s office.

In the locker room… Finn is getting ready to run some laps so that he can get into shape in order to get back on the team and Artie wants to go as well. When he tells him no Artie tells him of his vision at the dentist office. He is still delusional enough to think that he can be on the team. Out of no where Coach comes out and puts Artie on the team.

In the Choir room…  Artie and Finn are telling about how they are back on the team when Will walks in to give them some good news. He has decided to let them do Britney Spears at the homecoming assembly, not only that but he is going to perform with them. a look of utter shock and disgust is on everyone’s face.

In the locker room… Finn is getting ready dressed when Rachel walks in. She tells him how she respects his needs and will do anything to make him feel safe and happy. She only says that because she wants him to quit football. She only thinks that the relationship will work is if they are both losers. He assures her that during the first game he will score a touchdown then point to her so that everyone knows that she is his girlfriend. This is not good enough. She wants him to choose between her and football.

At the Assembly… Will sees Emma and walks up to her and tells her that he is doing the number with the girls. Becky runs up to Sue and tells her that she just found out that they are doing Britney Spears, putting Sue on high alert. Principal Figgins opens the assembly with an announcement about tetanus shots. He introduces the New directions as fresh off of their last place finish at regionals which gets him a sad clap before they come out to perform”Toxic“. This performance whips the crowd into a frenzy! This is the second best performance of the night. Jacob the gossip blogger gets so wound up that he grabs the butt of who he thinks is a girl in front of him only it’s a guy. The guy turns around and punches him. This prompts Sue to think that its a “Britney Spears riot”! She pulls the fire alarm just as New Directions finishes the song. The bell sends all the kids scattering which truly begins a riot of teens running up and down the school halls.

In the teacher’s lounge… The next day Sue comes up to Will to let him know that her spinal cord was ruptured during a ‘sex riot’. he tells her that she caused the riot and not the Britney Spears music. She hires Gloria Alred as her lawyer as she plans to sue him for damages. Next he tries to explain to Emma that he knows how it is inappropriate to do the music with the kids. She explains that she just wants him to relax not change who he is.

In the hall… Quinn comes up to Finn and says that they should be back together now that she is the head cheerleader and he’s back on the team. He turns her down and asks her to respect his relationship with Rachel.  When they part she goes to Rachel and tells her what he said and congratulates her for winning him. Rachel put Quinn up to say this to see what Finn’s response would be.

In the choir room… Will comes into the room and Rachel has a song that she wants them to share. He thinks that it is a Britney Spears song and stops her to tell them that Britney is cool and all but is just not what they are about. She actually has a different song in mind. This song is an adult contemporary from their original assignment before the whole Britney thing. She dedicates the number to Finn and admits that she was wrong for trying to control him. She then begins to perform the final song of the night,  “The Only Exception” by Paramore.

So last season there was a whole heap of things going on. Quinn had a baby, Rachel was dating the lead singer from the rival group who then joined their group only to try and tear it apart. Sue Sylvester hated them  but in the end grew to somewhat love them as she voted for them to place first in regionals. Will got divorced, fell for Ms. Emma only to have that relationship fizzle and fall apart.  The group has been repeatedly threatened by the principal of being disbanded only for Sue to save them. I think that’s about it so let’s jump right into this new season shall we:

This season opens with Jacob shooting a video of “Glee’s Big Gay Summer’. First up is Rachel and Finn. She is fixing Finn’s clothes as Jacob asks about rumors that she is difficult to work with. She then hijacks the interview with her controlling ways just to say that she is controlling.

Next on the list is Mr. Scheuster. Jacob catches him in the choir room and asks him how he feels about the latest rumor that their song selection sounds like it comes from a Drag Queen’s Ipod.  After he gets over the initial shock his response is that he tries to do something for everybody with 25% show tunes, 25% hip hop, 25% classical rock before Jacob interrupts with “100% gay”!

After that, there’s Puck (he cut the Mohawk) he hits him with the baby issue saying that the rumor is that he spent his summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy. he admits that it is true. He then ends the interview when it is rumored that he was suffering from depression because he isn’t over Quinn.

After humiliating Puck it’s on to Quinn and the two ditsy cheerleaders. He asks Quinn how her life has changed since she gave birth to her bastard child? She says that she’s happy to be back and less hormonal so no more crying.

He tracks down Tina and the other Asian kid *That’s his name on the show “other Asian Kid”. Remember first season?* and asks about the rumor that they are dating.  They get offended and say that its racist to think that just because they are Asian,then they are seen holding hands as they turn the corner. Coming from around the same corner is a dejected Artie as he has apparently seen Tina and her new boyfriend.

Kids apparently don’t like when Mr Schu raps and have started a forum on Jacob’s blog about it. When he catches up with Kurt but he refuses to answer any questions or comment. After returning from hiding in the bathroom, Kurt  has a message for the people that have stuff to say about him on the blog. Man up and say it to his face. As soon as he finishes he gets hit with a cherry Slur-pee right in the face!!

And all that was in the first 4 minutes!!!! This is going to be a long episode *Takes a sip of Moscato then cracks knuckles* Okay let’s get started!

So this episode is all about auditioning some new members for the Glee club. Opening to a wall filled with different clubs and activites with people signing up for different things. No one has signed the New Directions audition list with is adjacent to a large sign that reads “CHEERIOS TRYOUTS: NO FATTIES”.  Sue walks up and asks Will why he’s so glum as they stand back and watch the kids sign up for various events.  she asks if he is worried that no one has signed up. Apparently you don’t have to really audition for the Glee club just sign up. Sue thinks that is wherein the problem lies. No competition. The girls trying out for Cheerios wraps around the corner. She then tells him as her old school skytel pager goes off to alert her that it’s time to feed her gimp that she likes being friends with him because he makes destroying Glee club easy because he’s doing a great job of it all by himself. They then go in to see Principal Figgins.

In Principal Figgins office… Sue is heated because she has to cut her beloved Cheerios budget, and the Glee budget is getting cut by 10% as well. As they are giving it to Figgins the newest member of the faculty says something.  Apparently the best way to get alumni donations is through a solid athletic department so the money from their programs will be transferred to the athletic department. Sue asks who this person is and SHE responds* as she stands toe to toe with Sue* that she is the new Football coach, Shannon Beiste *pronounced Beast, mainly because she looks like a beast* Apparently Coach Tunaka had a nervous breakdown. Sue tells her that “A female football coach is like a male nurse; a sin against nature” and no one comes into her house and steals. Seems Coach Beiste is not one to back down from a challenge as she responds with “do not get in a panther’s business lady, you’re all coffee and no omelet”. That doesn’t make any sense to Sue. Will then redirects them back to the topic at hand, but she is adamant that it should have been more than just a 10% cut.*She is going to be a worthy opponent for Sue*

Later in the Choir room… Will is reading some comments about them from Jacob’s blog like “Glee is a giant ball of suck”. Kurt and the others stop him and let him know that they don’t care what the others think of them. They feel that they are a family. The problem is that they are close but no one wants to join. They are down one person because some kid named Matt transfered and now they only have 11 people. In order for them to beat Vocal Adrenaline in Nationals he wants a larger group. Rachel then jumps up and agrees with Mr. Scheu by repeating everything that he just said *dork*. Finn *of course* agrees and falls in line behind Rachel *no surprise there* Their plan is to show the other students how cool it is to be down with them and go to nationals in New York by doing the song of the year “Empire State of Mind” by Jay Z and Alicia Keys New Directions style. *Umm this was one of the wackest performances I have seen them do! It’s right up there with Kurt’s “House is not a home” from last season! I’m just sayin’* the best and most believable part was Puck and Mercedes. these two killed, the others *in my Borat voice* ehhh not so much. Okay it wasn’t the worst I’ve ever heard but it was not the best. I’m a former Show Choir kid so I kinda know how different it sounds when you rearrange a hip hop or R&B song. There’s really no way to do it right without it sounding corny or weird.  so anyway, after this stirring *insert sarcasm* performance still no  one signs up.  There are some promising kids nodding their heads but still no takers.

In Sue’s Office… Will walks in to talk to her about the sign in sheet being defaced and they end up hatching a plan to get rid of Coach Beiste.

Finn is in the locker room posting some Glee club audition posters that he designed. As he was posting them he hears the new transfer student singing Poison’s hit “ Every Rose Has It’s Thorn“. Finn leaves the locker room without saying anything because, well the guy was naked in the shower.

Rachel is posting flyers for auditions in the bathroom when a young girl walks in.  She approaches her because she saw her singing along in the courtyard when they were performing. She begins talking to her but when the young lady asks her what she says *because she has her Ipod on* Rachel assumes that this Asian girl doesn’t speak English and begins speaking slowly and louder in broken English like the people in the Chinese restaurant when you place your order. *why do people do that? I hate that!* Turns out that she is an exchange student from the Philipines and that she speaks perfect English. Rachel encourages her to try out so that she can stand in the background and sway while Rachel does solo’s. After her racial epitaph she walks away to hang some more flyers when sunshine

I love this song and video!! It has such a powerful meaning behind it. Eminem has never disappointed me when it comes to the concepts of his videos and once again he has done an awesome job of translating what I envisioned in my head as I listen to this song to what I see on the screen. This is such an emotionally charged song to start with so the video had to be on point, and it is.

Eminem has always been one of my favorite lyricists. His wordplay is ridiculous.  I don’t think there are too many people that can touch him. He’s definitely in my top 5.  There are great rappers then there are lyricists. There is a difference people.

I’m just sayin’

Sincere

The show opens with Will in the hall and Sue Sylvester passes by him telling him that she’ll see him on Saturday because she is a judge.  They then go to Principal Figgin’s office to argue about it. There is nothing Prinicpal Figgins can do because the show choir committee picks the judges.  She gets to judge because she’s a ‘celebrity’.  Even though she’s a judge, they still need to win at regionals or the group is finished.

At Mr. Schuester’s Apartment… Quinn is daydreaming and remembering back to when her and Puck got together and how he said that he had protection but obviously either didn’t use it or didn’t use it correctly because she got pregnant.  Mr. Schuester walks up to her interrupting  her vision to ask her if she’s alright.  He has invited the group over to have a first annual New Directions set list nomination party.  The guys are really bummed out because they know that Coach Sylvester is a judge and she told them at Cheerios practice that she’s going to crush them.  Tina begins to cry and talk about how she loves them and feels special for being a part of something special.  They then go on to talk about how it’s all over because Glee club will be over and they will each go their separate ways.  Instead of a set list nomination party it turned into a crying session where they just each went around the room and talked about what they loved about the time they shared together.

At school… Will is in Emma’s office telling her about what happened the night before with the set list party and how it took everything in him not to cry right along with them.  Emma asks what exactly he wants from her.  She recalls back to when he wanted to quit teaching and become an accountant but she showed him a video of him singing and he said that it was the happiest moment of his life.  She goes on to cheer him up a bit but then when he says that he’s missed her she tells him that she’s been seeing someone.  That someone is her dentist Carl Howell.  Will thanks her for the help and walks out disappointed.

Driving on the highway… As Will is driving home he is switching radio stations when Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” comes on the radio.  He pulls over and overcome with emotion begins to cry.

The next day at school… Rachel is somberly walking down the hall when Finn stops her and says that they need to talk.  he tells her that She’s their leader and that the two of them are going to fix things and they will go on to regionals and win.  After he finishes she surprisingly kisses him and begins to smile.

In the choir room… Mr. Schuester writes the word “JOURNEY” on the board and begins to reminisce about how it was when they first began up until where they are now.  He talks about how he wanted to quit at one point but they brought him back with ‘Don’t Stop Believing”, they decided to do a Journey Medley.

At Regionals… Will walks in to see them introducing the judges, Josh Groban, Olivia Newton-John, News Anchor Rod Remington, and Coach Sue Sylvester.  The first group, Oral Intensity is announced.  They cut to backstage to hear Puck and the others complaining because they performed a mash-up of Josh Groban and Olivia Newton-John because someone tipped them off to who the judges are.  They are bummed because they feel they can’t win but Mr. Schuester assures them that they have something that the others don’t and that they can still win.  After this, they get set to perform. Before Finn goes on stage Rachel tells him to break a leg, and he tells her that he loves her. They then go out and perform “Faithfully” by Journey.  They then break into “Anyway You Want It“, and end their set with “Don’t Stop Believing“.

Backstage… As they are celebrating and feeling great about their performance. Quinn’s mom comes up to her. When he asks if something was wrong with dad, she says that she just wanted to see her perform and that she was wonderful and how sorry she was for missing the other performances.  Her mother has left her father because he was having an affair with some ‘tattooed freak’.  she wants Quinn to come home.  When she asks Quinn to say something she says her water just broke.

Back on stage… next up is Vocal Adrenaline.  They are performing “Bohemian Rhapsody” By Queen with Jesse St. James as the lead. as they perform they cut to scenes of Quinn being rushed to the hospital by the group.  When she gets there she ask s that Mercedes come with her as the others wait nervously.  They show Quinn pushing and in loads of pain and Puck looking on confused and scared as she yells at him that he sucks!!  The rest of the group paces the floor in the waiting room and look on in anticipation.  By the end of the song she has had a beautiful baby girl.

At Regionals… Seems that everyone went to the hospital except Rachel.  She congratulates Ms. Corcoran on their performance but also says that Vocal Adrenaline’s best days are behind them. She wants her to come teach at McKinley and co direct with Mr. Schuester.  She feels that there is so much that she can teach her. Ms. Corcoran tells her that she is tired of teaching Glee clubs and that she wants a real life. She wants to start a family since she missed out on raising Rachel.

In the Judge’s room… Sue steps in and goes off, she tells them that she doesn’t care who comes in first or second but that she knows who she wants to come in last.  Rod Remington was feeling the Bohemian Rhapsody so that’s a vote for Vocal Adrenaline. Olivia Newton-John was offended that only one group chose to honor her so that’s a vote for Oral Intensity, and Josh Groban while hitting on Sue thinks that New Directions should win because they have ‘heart’. As Olivia Newton-John is going off on New Directions she begins to feel sorry and actually takes up for them.  Then the ‘celebrities’ seem to turn on her and wonder why she’s even there because she’s not a celebrity, she’s just like that ‘ragtag’ group from her school. They feel they aren’t good they just try hard.  They start the voting.

On Stage… The groups are lined up as the judges come out to announce the winners.  The runners up are Oral Intensity, which leaves a decision between Vocal Adrenaline and our beloved New Directions. Sue then after a brief pause announce Vocal Adrenaline as the winner.  The dejected group looks on somberly as they realize the they didn’t even place.

Back at the hospital… Quinn and Puck are looking at the baby as she is in with the other babies.  He asks if she wants to keep her and Quinn tells him no.  Asking if he loved her, he says yes especially now. They awkwardly look at and away from each other. Ms. Corcoran then walks up and asks which one of the babies is Quinn’s.  When she recognizes her, she asks if she has a name, and they tell her it’s Beth. *Is she going to adopt Quinn’s baby so that she can start a family? hmmm…*

In Principal Figgins’ Office… Ms. Pillsbury and Prinicipal Figgins are having a heated discussion and she storms out.  Will asks what happened and she tells him that he has already given their choir room away. She says some things are worth fighting for, while she’s talking about the kids he’s talking about their relationship. As she goes to walk off so that she won’t have to discuss it he grabs her arm and tells her that he loves her.  He tells her that Dentist or no, things aren’t over between them then passionately kisses her.  As he is kissing her Rachel interrupts and summons him to the auditorium.

In the Auditorium… The group is on stage and they each tell him how things were with them before they joined the glee club and how much better things are now. They feel that they have won because they have him as a teacher. Glee club will never end because he is Glee club and he’s in all of them now.  They then go on to perform ” To Sir With Love” by Lulu. Sue is seen watching this from the back of the auditorium and she seems to be a little emotional about it.

In the choir room… As Will is clearing out the choir room, Sue comes in to see him and gloat a little. He says that she’s gotten what she wants and that he should shake her hand.  She hits back with one of the lines of the night. ‘Not unless you have some hand sanitizer, I’ve seen that car you drive. I don’t want to catch poor.’  He feels that they were better than Oral Intensity. As they flash back to the judges decisions it shows that she actually voted for them to win first place, Oral Intensity second and Vocal Adrenaline third. This is unknown to Will.  She goes on to tell him that she wants another year to torment him. the show her in Figgin’s office telling him that she want to group to stay for another year and that she gets what she wants because of the blackmail stuff she has on him.  Figgins has had enough and says that he will tell his wife about the pictures before he’ll be bullied by her again. If he gives them another year then she won’t blackmail him anymore. She then tells Will that she thinks that he’s a good teacher. As they shake hands, she tells him to good luck and  relishes the thought of another full year of besting him.

In the choir room… As the group looks and stares at Mr. Scuester sadly, he finally tells them that they have another year. They all get excited and celebrate. Before they leave for the summer, Mr. Schuester, with a little help from Puck, sings them a song.  He performs ” Somewhere Over The Rainbow” by Judy Garland. As they sing, they inter-splice a scene of Ms. Corcoran adopting Quinn’s baby at the hospital, ending the first season of Glee.

This episode starts with Mercedes, Kurt, Artie and Tina going down the hall talking about how great regionals will be next month.  Rachel interrupts them and tells them that they need to come to the auditorium because it’s an emergency.  When they arrive they see Jesse on stage with Vocal Adrenaline.  Rachel asks what he’s doing up there with them and he informs her that he’s transferred back to Carmel High.  Seems that they are in the Glee’s auditorium because the blogs say that they are finished and want to show the glee clubbers that they aren’t by performing “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen.  After the performance Artie informs them that it’s a Carmel High tradition to psyche out the competition a few weeks before a show.  it’s called a funkification, they show what they have and the competition spirals into a deep funk.  Once they finally reach their rehearsal room they see that it has be tee-peed aka toilet papered.

As they clean up the toilet paper and wonder how they got into the auditorium, Coach Sylvester comes in and tells them that she gave them a key.  She then goes on to make plans on redesigning the choir room into her trophy annex.  She then goes on to tell the group that they have no shot at winning regionals.  As she is talking Will asks to see her trophy then proceeds to smash it against the wall.  Sue then hits him with the line of the night; “trophies are like herpes, you can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming back…”  He then kicks her out.

Later that night… Back at Will’s apartment… Will and Terri are signing their divorce papers with regret and apprehension.  Before she leaves she comes over to Will and tells him that he’s still that 16 year old boy to her *the one she fell in love with* and always will be, then she kisses him on the forehead and leaves.

The next day… In the Choir room…  Mr. Schuester comes in to talk to the group about regrets and asks who has some.  They each go on to name something that they regret doing or someone they regret being with.  He doesn’t want them to regret losing to vocal adrenaline at regionals if they give it their best.  He also thinks that they should somehow get back at them for tee-peeing their choir room.  As they are brainstorming, Puck realizes that it’s up to him and Finn to do something for revenge.  They slash the tires of all of Vocal Adrenaline’s Range Rovers.

In Prinicipal Figgin’s office… Puck takes the rap for slashing the tires as Ms. Corcoran berates him with Mr. Schuester and Coach Sylvester looking on.  Prinicipal Figgins expels Puck and Finn because they committed a felony.  Since Ms. Corcoran doesn’t want them to get expelled she says that they money can come out of the Glee club budget.  Problem with that is that they don’t have that kind of money in the budget.  Finn suggests that they get jobs and will pay her the money in one month.

Later that day… Will is spotted buying some weed from Sandy because he seems to be depressed.  As they talk about how to get out of the funk, Sandy tells him that Vocal adrenaline has a weakness…

In the choir room… Mr. Schuester writes the work Funk on the board and tells them that they are going to get ‘funked up’!  He tells them that they can beat Vocal Adrenaline by doing a funky number  because you have to have soul to be funky and Vocal Adrenaline is more of a machine.  Their assignment for the week is to turn the school into funky town. When Mercedes says she has this one under control, Quinn says that she can and wants to get funky too.  They all laugh.  She says that she will have something prepared for the next day. 

In Mr. Schuester’s office… Rachel is bummed about Jesse breaking her heart and babbling on and on.  Will begins to drift off into his own thoughts on how to beat Coach Sylvester.  By charming her and then dumping her right before her  big competition.

later in the practice room… Will is going over a few things when Sue comes in to kick him out and he starts to lay on the charm. Thick.  He starts by saying that the way the light is hitting her makes her look stunning.  After showering her with compliments, he asks her to help with this song he is thinking about for regionals, he wants to know if it’s too suggestive.  he begins to dance seductively as he sings “Tell Me Something Good” by Rufus and Chaka Khan. After his hot performance Sue acts as if it had no effect on her and nonchalantly walks out of the room.

later… Finn and Puck are working at ‘Sheets and Things’ with Terri to pay off the damages they did to Vocal Adrenaline’s car tires.  Sandy is shopping and asks the guys about some pink things for his bathroom, when they say they don’t know he berates them and tells them that he needs music to shop. Puck then goes to the stereo, turns it up, grabs his guitar and he and Finn begin to sing/rap “Loser” by Beck as he walks through the store.  soon the rest of the staff joins in only to find that it’s just a dream that Puck is having.  After Terri turns down the music and sends Puck away, she hears Finn ask her how to fold a sham, but for a split second she thinks it’s Will.

The next day… Coach Sylvester is writing in her diary about what happened between her and Will the day before.  She admits to having feeling for him, sexy non murdering feelings.  She thinks that she may be falling in love with him.  As she jots this down Will knocks on her door with some flowers for her, along with some carbo gels.  He tells her that he doesn’t get it either but that you can’t deny their chemistry.  He then goes on to tell her that his divorce has opened his eyes to a whole new world of possibilities. The only thing he wants is Sue. He wants to take her to dinner this week and she agrees.

Back at Sheets and Things… Terri is helping Finn fold a sham and as they talk she decides that she will help him with his Glee assignment to help them both get out of their funk.

In the choir room… Quinn is preparing to perform her piece for the class.  She begins with a speech about how it’s hard being pregnant and not getting the respect she deserves.  As she’s talking, in walks a group of pregnant girls that she calls the unwed Mothership connection.  they get into place and she begins to sing “A Man’s World” by James Brown. *She tried, she really did but umerra it didn’t work*.  The rest of the group looks on in shock.  Afterwards they come up to congratulate and hug her, all except Mercedes who has this look of disgust on her face. *the same one that I have, one of being unfulfilled.*

Later that night… Sue is at the restaurant with a track suit and some pearls on waiting on Will to arrive but he has stood her up.  she decides to go to Will’s apartment.  *He is expecting her and it’s part of his plan.*  She then berates him for standing him up only for him to have her realize that what he did to her is exactly what she has done to him and the glee club.  she ruined his marriage, terrorized the glee club, and sabotaged his relationship with Emma.  He tried to play nice but realized that cruelty was the only way to get her attention. He tells her that he has no interest in dating her and kicks her out.

The next day in the hall… Will sees Santanna crying and walks up to ask if she’s alright. As she walks away he asks Kurt what is happening and he tells him that Coach Sylvester won’t get out of bed and the Cheerios haven’t practiced in days.  The girls are beginning to crack.  Without nationals some of the girls won’t get scholarships.

Back in the choir room… Puck, Finn, and Mercedes get ready to perform their version of “Good Vibrations” by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.  After their performance, Mr. Schuester tells them that it was a great performance but it wasn’t funk just because the name of the group has funky bunch in it.  they realize that they in such a funk that they can’t even pick the right song.

later in the library… Mercedes approaches Quinn about her performance and tells her that even though she’s not a minority she understands how it feels at times.  Quinn goes on to tell her about how she feels when people prejudge her.  In a gesture of good will, to help her release at least a little of her stress Mercedes tells Quinn that she can move in with her and that she has already cleared it with her parents.

Later at Sue Sylvester’s home…  Will goes to see how Sue is doing.  Her house is filled with trophies.  He goes on to tell her that her pulling out of nationals with devastate some of her kids.  She tells him that she’s tired of those kids, she has devoted her life to them and has nothing to show for it.  She is so lonely that she doesn’t even like Will but was jumping at the chance to be with him.  He then apologizes for what he did to her and gets her back on her feet.  His motivation works and she is up and back at it.

The next day in the hall… Rachel receives a call from Jesse telling her to meet him in the parking lot. She excitedly goes out to meet him in the parking lot.  As she runs to him, his smile turns into a sinister scowl.  As soon as she stops the Vocal Adrenaline crew come out of nowhere and pummel her with eggs from every direction!

Back in the Choir room… Rachel is telling them what happens and the guys decide to go out and beat up Vocal Adrenaline but Mr. Schuester stops them.  He tells them that they are amazing no matter what Vocal Adrenaline says or does. He tells Rachel to call Jesse’s cell phone, when she does Mr. Scuester takes to phone and tells them that they need to meet in the glee auditorium Friday at  3 sharp.

Later that night.  Will is at his apartment watching Sue and the Cheerios accept another national title.  At the end of the interview she is asked where she is going to put the huge trophy, right after she says that she knows just the place the doorbell rings.  In walks some cheerios with the trophy.  They set it up in the middle of his Apartment.  She then gives him two options. 1. the  trophy can be installed in the choir room inside a bulletproof case as a daily reminder of his failure as a man and an educator or 2. he can kiss her on the lips. With tongue!  Just as he leans in to kiss her she stops him and says that she’s not going to do it and even his breath stinks of mediocrity and it’s making her sick, walking out.  the next day, the trophy is installed in the choir room.

In the auditorium… Vocal Adrenaline sit and wait as Rachel comes out to introduce the crew.  After telling them that they are about to do something that Vocal Adrenaline could never pull off the group begins  the last performance of the night of “We Want The Funk” By George Clinton and Parliment Funkadelic to a shocked Vocal Adrenaline.  After the performance, Jesse tells one of the members that they’ve never done a funk song and now he’s depressed.