Child Please

When I started this blog I said whatever I felt and didn’t worry about people being turned off by what  I wrote and not reading. As time went on and the site became more popular I found myself posting less and posting what I thought were ‘safe’ articles. I didn’t want to ruffle any feathers and lose readership.

Fuck that. This site is called ‘My Sincere Thoughts’ therefore they are MY thoughts and if you don’t agree then well… Child please!!! I am going back to the old me, I’m tired of catering to others’ needs and neglecting my own. I’m tired of being afraid to express myself on MY OWN shit!

So as a sort of Re-dedication here’s a list of Child Pleases’ aka Fuck you’s:

To Noggin for going to a 24hr format! Now Boogie thinks it’s okay to wake up at 2-3am dancing and singing along with Yo Gabba Gabba. Child Please!

To My academic adviser! Dude, you seem cool as hell but why do you have to call me everyday? Stop leaving 5:37 voice messages on my cell! Child Please!

To my biological father. I haven’t heard from you in over 10 years and I haven’t seen you in like 13-14 years. Every time I reach out to you I get disappointed. That is the one thing you are good at. Disappointment. Child Please!

To The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The cattiness and backbiting is not becoming. You all make the real peaches look bad! Child Please!

To Carolina Kix! I only did business with you because we went to school together and I was trying to help you out.  I should have continued with my shoe supplier that I had before. 10 days my ass!! it’s been almost 2 months and my shit is still not here! On top of not giving me a confirmation that you received my order, when you finally send me a tracking number from when you supposedly mailed my stuff, it doesn’t work! Where the hell is my stuff? Child Please!

To AJC! Stop asking me to submit shit if you’re not going to publish it. You asked me to write those reviews and essays, I didn’t ask you! either publish my shit or leave me alone! Child Please!

To the people that have their twitter automatically update their facebook status! What the hell were you thinking? I know it sound like a great idea at first but in the end, it just confuses your facebook friends. How about selectively updating by either #fb or even better not doing it at all! Child Please!

Okay so those were just a few of my ‘Child Please’s’ I am more than sure that there will be more to come.