Making The Band 4 Season 2 Episode 8

So the show starts with the guys doing the photo shoot for the album. Mikes looks slim. Good job. Later that night they go to a club in Ft. Lauderdale for a performance. The guys have their first taste of performing and it tastes pretty bad. They really needed to practice before they decide to just do a show. Who does that? I mean just jump out there and perform without practice? Ehhh… No… The funny thing is that Will thought they killed it. Negro please!! Y’all were a hot mess mixed with foolishness. Straight foolish mess. So at breakfast they as DK what they thought about the performance and it’s silence. Awkwaaarrrdd! The girls give them some pointers. Hopefully when they look back at the tapes they’ll see the the dumbness that was them. No diss but I’m getting kind of sick of DK talking about how “experienced” they are in the industry. Like they’ve been around for like umpteen years or something. You only have one album. Platinum but still one album. So Diddy sits the girls down and pretty much takes them apart physically. He doesn’t like Shannon’s hair, Andrea is getting plump and the weaves and fake lashes have got to go! *Did anybody notice how when he started talking about weaves they show Dawn’s ratty hair? Hahahahaha*. I liked Shannon’s hair but once again I’m not the boss. the crew decides to throw a party for themselves to celebrate their last night in M.I.A. and in comes a mariachi band. What the hell? *DEAD* The next day they head back to the big apple to make things happen. The first thing is preparing for the showcase. The girls pretty much run through their set. Next up is Day 26. Lord help us! They are all over the place, just horrible. Harve Pierre is like if this is how you’re gonna do it than we just won’t do it (paraphrasing of course). So Diddy gets the guys a new choreographer. Whoever their first choreographer was needs to kill themselves! The girls head to the salon for their makeovers before re shooting the album cover. Of course Aubrey has something to say. They are just dogging my girl Shannon’s hair. the worse possible thing that can happen happens. Her hair starts to fall out! Think about that scene from ‘What’s love got to do with it‘ when the young girl is dying Tina’s hair blond and while washing it she holds up her hand with a big clunk of blond hair attached.. Except less dramatic and Shannon is calm as hell the entire time. Seems that bitchassness has dropped by 15%. You can thank my posts for that. I keed I keed!! Or am I? Bruhahahahaha!!!! the girls are in the salon all day getting their new looks. Diddy drops by to see what’s the haps. I actually like Shannon’s new hair. It’s like strawberry blondish. He tells everyone that he likes the new looks. I mean I would too if I told the salon exactly how to do them. Duh. Next stop for Diddy is the spotlight to see them all perform for R & B live. The guys come out and start performing. Kill the soundbwoi!! Diddy tries to give them queue’s to trade mics but they’re full of adrenaline and rocking out. Diddy can’t take it anymore and comes onto the stage in the middle of their song and stops the show to get the sound right. After a brie intermission they get a do over. they get themselves together and give an impressive show. *This is a special message to Andre Harrell. Listen Dawg, I know you’re probably worth like 20, 25 times more than me monetarily but please please, for the sake of all that is holy, take those coke bottle glasses off!! looking like that old lady from those old Old Navy commercials* Okay I’m back, just had to put that out there. The girls perform next. the performance was great but the outfits? Ummerra… No ma’am. *Question. Now that the season is pretty much over and The Wire is done, what’s next for me? I guess I gotta find another show to recap or start reviewing albums. I mean I usually get them before they come out and I think I’m a pretty good judge on what’s hot or next to blow. Except that soulja boi type ish. You can miss me with that. What’s my next move? I guess we’ll both have to wait and see.*

Next Week:
The season finale is on Sunday and will be 2 hours long? That’s a whole bunch of Aubrey to hate on. Until next week…