Making The Band 4 Season 2 Episode 7

So the Den mother is actually still there. he was M.I.A. last week. Except for a little snippet. Diddy decides to take the crew out for some relaxation so he gets them a yacht. It’s like they’re trying to hard to be sexy. Diddy meets up with the girls and guys and tries to get to know them better while out there. He suckers them into doing imitations of him. they’re nervously laughing at his jokes. Diddy drops the bomb that he’s in love with Kim Porter. You don’t miss your water until your well runs dry. Then he turns the tables and questions them. Asking if Donnie and Aubrey are attracted to each other. Aubrey doesn’t really answer. Then he asks Dawn and Q. The blushing ensues!! He’s proud of them and says it’s not going to end up like they thought it would? Huh? are you dropping somebody or something? Do you think they’ll flop? What are you talking about? I kind of understand but don’t crush my platinum dreams Diddy!! So Diddy says that there is an outbreak of Bitch assness going on in the Democratic party. I wonder who has been infected? Can we say Hilary? Anyway.. The girls go in the studio to work on “Sucker for love”, sounds wack. Next up is Donnie and Seven working on a track called “Spank Me”. Let’s go Donnie! Prove the naysayers (I am one of them) wrong!! the guys go in the studio and work on some new material knocking out another joint. *Note to Brian and Robert, stop with the cuts in the brow! this is not 87 and you’re not Big Daddy Kane. Also Guys please stop saying “no homo”!*. Diddy stops through to see what’s happening, he listens for a few and starts searching for Ankh Rha. I guess he’s tired of hearing Brian screaming all over the track. Have you noticed that they always show him having a problem with vocals when Brian’s in the booth? Hmmm.. I’m not saying but I’m just saying… He says that Q and Willie are at an all star level as far as musically, physically and all. Then he goes down the list. Mike could lose 15, Brian 8, and Robert could lose some too. Brian is the weakest link and he has to make a turn around in 7 days or else. Robert is about to cry because he wasn’t considered to be an all star. Boo hoo! get over it and move on. The den mother says they have five minutes to go and Brian and Robert start to fight over the shower. Yes the shower! Robert’s unstable ass and Brian are nuts! They both just talk to much and need to just shut the f**k up!! I’m not with all the talking. Just do what you do. I can’t get over these fools arguing over a shower. Now it’s up to the den mother to play the mediator and actually work for that nice check he’s getting. Aubrey is such a dork. “gansta fight”? whatever. You lost. Okay Donnie’s album may be shaping up to be a banger. The girls go in to record “Damage”. If you like it I love it. So the guys are in the studio and once again Robert doesn’t want to be told he can’t sing a part he wants. Not a team player. His raspy voice needs to sit down somewhere. Still trying to be the lead singer. Will and Q try to talk to him about it but I don’t think he gets it, or ever will get it. Straight bitch-assness! So after DK finished their last song for the album they call everybody in to listen. Dawn is especially proud because she wrote it. I mean not to be mean but I’ve heard better. Seems that the guys are losing steam while the girls are finished and Donnie can take his time and make a great album. Once again Robert and Brian start arguing in the van after leaving the studio. Why is Robert always looking like he’s about to cry? Drama queens… Den mother was right. bunch of divas! Thanks to the two divas arguing the group is now filled with doubt about their future. They have vocal training with Ankh Rha and he has them opening up to each other. Everything is going good until they get to Brian and Robert. The guys just tell them that they both basically need to stop being so emotional. They need to work on their facial expressions while singing, looks fake and contrived. After the session with Ankh Rha the guys come together and make a banger (“Got me Going”). In comes Diddy to listen to what they recorded, nodding his head a little he says that it sounds beautiful and gave him goosebumps. Once they finally finish their albums they go out to celebrate.

Next Week:
Diddy doesn’t like Shannon’s hair color (I do but I’m not the boss) and has her lighten it up a little, but it starts to break off and fall out. Whoa. the guys have problems with their first showcase.